Good news everyone! Buddha admitted defeat and allowed me to take over his article. Sure it may be temporary, and it may just be the "logical" thing to do considering I can't post this myself, but hey, when life gives you articles... you're probably schizophrenic. Anyway, Crypto nv was online when I was reminded of my duty to complete this, and I would explain who he is, but he does a better job of that himself. Read: onwards and downwards!
FH: This is going to be very informal, is that okay with you? Yeah, that's fine.
FH: First question down. What would happen if I asked you to help me write a story? I ask what it would be about
FH: I see. If I answered "it's about a guy who makes up questions as he goes along," how would you respond? I'm not sure.
FH: I like laughing too. So far you're rather amenable for a guest, so I guess we'll finally get to you. You go by Crypto, right? [Please tell me I didn't confuse you with someone else.] Interesting name. How'd you come about that? Do you happen to be Superman's dog? I'm not too sure where I came about that name. I was so happy one day, when I brought an Xbox home and started trying to think of something sweet and original. I started throwing words together and then somehow "crypto" came along... but then I had to add 'nv' at the end 'cause someone had already stolen "crypto."
Damn that guy who stole crypto!
FH: That's why I had to misspell "Sergeant" or "Sargent." DAMN THOSE [REDACTED]! Anyway, you're pretty good at answering several questions at once. Which is the trait that made me want to interview myself, but I was informed post-exercise that it would be too educational (and sweaty) so they made me interview you. What makes you so special? Because I'm hectic... and because I make cool stuff and edit cool videos.
FH: What kinds of videos? Playful...special videos? Actually no, I have [covered many] forge maps with videos for myself and my bud Stevo. At the moment, I am working on a sweet video for Psychoduck.
FH: That isn't forging, you should be very ashamed of yourself. Banana? Lolwut... I prefer apples.
FH: The correct answer was "all in moderation." Looks like you'll never be a mod. I had high hopes too, I once even [CUT SHORT]. I seem to remember you saying stuff in the Shoutbox. DOES THAT MEAN YOU ALWAYS TYPE LIKE THIS? YES I DO BRO!
FH: AWESOME! What is your favorite aspect of the community, and if nonexistent, how could I go about making your answer: "Sarge?" My favourite aspect of the community is trolling all the newbs... I mean helping all the newbs and seeing all the amazing things posted on here everyday.
YouTube - Gyroscope
An early video.
FH: You should totally become a mod so we can terror- terribly help, HELP the new members. Too bad you failed the entrance exam. OH! Since Buddha ran this last, he said I should probably use the question xSoGx Grim proposed in the last spotlight to cap off this version. I feel like we should ignore it. Lol, I would totally (ab) use my power for (evil) good.
FH: I can't believe you just passed the test, I was totally going to ignore you too for comedic effect. Yay!
FH: Eh, I guess you should answer the question regardless. What is your favorite forge object? HINT: "Brace Large" is the only acceptable answer. The bank 2x1 'cause I can stab all my friends in forge with it.
FH: Speaking of, if you were in forge with the next spotlight-guy-thing-person, what would you ask him before impaling his heart on an incline? You better love inclines...
FH: That isn't a question
FH: I NEED A QUESTION...
FH: FOR THE NEXT GUY... [okay now he's just being mean]
FH: CMOOONNNN..help me. :C Ok, gimme a sec.
FH: One Mississippi. Twwwwwwwwwoooooooo... Do you have a bandaid? Cause you're about cut.
FH: How perfectly nonsensical. Thank you sir.
That concludes the interview, you can go off being non-Pacific-Standard-Time again. Okie dokie, I will do that.
YouTube - Cargo Port
The aforementioned video for Psychoduck.
This is where I summarize what obviously just happened. Sure, it would be easy to read for those of you who just skimmed the post, started the video, and skipped to the end, but I'm onto you. Thus, the end shall simply be stated as such: banana. Now you need to go back and read the article to figure out what that means. Good luck though, bananas don't have meaning.
Also, I'm required to thank Crypto, because I'm a gentleman. So apple, apple very much.
If you think someone is particularly interesting enough to interview for the community spotlight, you're probably wrong, but you can message buddhacrane with a recommendation. Not me, because this was totally a one-time deal. Though I'm confused what I got out of it. ALWAYS READ THE FINE PRINT.
Adieu.
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