Battleships
Created by: Spawn of Saltine & NlBBS

Required Gametype: HIT!
Players: 4-16

All hands, man your battle stations! This one is one heck of a doozy. “Doozy? What is a doozy?” It’s a word in the English language, a noun, but that doesn’t matter right now. What we need to worry about is this fabrication of the machinations of ~~nibbles~~ (sorry, ~~NexogeN~~ (STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME N0OBS!) ,) and Spawn of Saltine.

Machinations! That word fits perfectly, see; they managed to turn the game of advanced, strategic naval warfare into a lackadaisical arena of chance and circumstance! They corrupted the ideals of a childhood game into a mindless digital array with the sole purpose of fulfilling your desire for Battleships!

Yes, that is exactly right, Battleships! They did it, they made it! Huzzah!

Before you ask, yes of course I will tell you how to play. First, however, I need to explain the thing! The most imperative aspect of the nostalgic strategy game, other than the mano a mano DUAL TO THE DEATH, was the isolation. The separation. The giant wall where you put your little red and white markers that was always a pain in the butt and never tall enough to block all of your opponents side from view. How could they have recreated that in a first person shooter!? They did it with the busy little glitch allowing certain warthogs to fire high-velocity shells through seemingly solid walls, of course. So take a wall, several warthogs, two reasonable teams, and sprinkle in a turn-based system exploiting King of the Hills zones or something, and you have this brilliant interpretation of Battleships, straight from the minds of Buffoon and Spawn of Saltine.

So sit back, crack a can of Dr. Pepper, and party reasonably.

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