Ladies and Pentlepen, Humans and Non-Humans, prepare to be astounded bedazzled and otherwise stupefied. I, the all powerful Three Shoe, with my hands of golden invasion prowess, have come down from my shoe store in the sky to present to you all a map of such grand grandiosity that we thought it unfair to release it during a time where it could be eligible for that most prestigious award of Forge Hub Favoritism (though we were convinced to allow it to be the unannounced real winner of the Forge Hub Smackdown competition.) May I humbly and pretentiously present to you all the one, the only, the omnipotent map known only as

FULL

LIFE

CONSEQUENCES

But Shoe, what is this brightly glowing masterpiece I hold in my unworthy hands? A fair question, oh dim-witted child. While I could explain to you the answer by simply gazing into your abhorrently crooked gaze, I believe there is another who should do this honor. Some say he used to be a Canadian Goose native to Australia, and that he was caught trying to smuggle a Humdinger down the Mississippi River. All we know is, he's called The Duck, and this is what he has to say:

Psychoduck: "Back in the summer of '04, I accidentally so many coke bottles. I swear, I didn't mean to but I just accidentally all over the everywhere."

So there you have it from the Quack himself, from this simple bit of shenaniganery was born the philosophy on which the map we are here to show you today was created. After many Backwards Meteoras, attacks by the Geth, and games of Omar the Spaceman it was finally ready to play in all it's steamy goodness. But in such a beautiful design of near godly perfection (but not quite) what can one even hope to play to reach the fullest experience? The Duck and myself deliberated such a conundrum for many years until finally we had eaten all of our potatoes and were forced to make a decision: We would put all teh game typez on the map. That is correct folks, this example of divine beauty plays every game type from slayer to Invasion to banshee race (a personal favorite.)

Moving on to a more serious tone, Full Life Consequences features a set of characteristics that range from unique to immensely improbable that simply would not work on any other map besides this most radical design. First, players are able to easily traverse on all 3 axees at all times without a jetpack, even armor locking in midair. This brings a level of control never before seen in a halo game to life that really sweeps the floor with any current MLG maps in rotation.

Secondly, the map supports full 4 player split screen with no framerate difficulties while still boasting a light to add to the decor of this sumptuous space of Deemr's and Nades. A large amount of natural rock has also been incorporated that has as of yet never been used structurally in a Forge World based map. Finally, a meticulously crafted statue sits before the load out camera for the tasteful viewing pleasures of you, our sexy yet mindless viewers and other incredibly professional individuals of unnamed authority.

Weapon Set

• 2 DMRS, 2 spare clip, 30 second respawn
• 2 Plasma Grenades, 15 seconds respawn
• 5-12 Machine Gun Turrets, 30 second respawn (unmodded.)

Before you all delve into Halo 4 (lol, changing tings is 4 noobz) it is important that you all take time to appreciate the vastly superior experience that is Full Life Consequences. Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime chance to see what nirvana really feels like when your soul becomes one with the luscious shape of this sensually exotic pile of pixels.

We humbly thank our gracious readers for taking the time to read our simple post. Thanks goes to myself, Duck, the coke bottles, Mock Nizzle Ow Ow Ate, Douglas Addams, Trent Reznor, and the Tester's Guild. Now Dl the map ya bunch of jackwagons.

Oh, and be sure to check out or next spectacle of a map, the One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple People Eater.

Feel free to move to casual and have a really super night everybody.