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It's ultimate track around the penultimate battle of ultimate destiny

The great Funkzilla was a kind and gentle overlord until he sneezed and destroyed many continents and planets. The great survivors united to battle the almighty Funkzilla and put an end to the snotpocalypse. Unfortunately Funkzilla decided to just stop time while he went out for a cigarette. While away he met a lovely platypus whom he married and moved in with. She was a very strict wife though and wouldn't let Funkzilla do any supreme conquering for the rest of eternity.

Today in the outskirts of Mt Funk, the great survivors remain frozen in time after their not so epic battle. The area is now open for tours for those that want to fight them with their exhaust fumes.

Pictures:

Scuba Steve the super cool turtle

Bob the snail from Halo 3. He became anorexic after he couldn't fit in his shell.

The child of Funkzilla and the platypus. His parents dumped him here for a time out since he's quite hyperactive.

Lily the flying pig that had too much to eat

Twisty tracky thingy

The pirates from Porkchop Cove and their loyal shark fins

The giant kraken that likes to eat your chocopuffs

Get flushed to the top of the world

A UFO from the planet Funkyschnitzel

Huge leap into the pirate ship

Out of the ship and onto the pier

Overview

Another overview

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