The Generators - UPDATED

A long awaited sequel to some. A completely foreign game to others. Whichever the case, I can assure you that this game will be as fun as watching Helen Keller with a Where's Waldo book. If you like that kinda' stuff. If not, it'll still be fun nonetheless. Just take my word for it.

UPDATED PICTURES AND LINK AT THE BOTTOM

Wish me luck.

You are one ugly SOB, but even a decomposing disease-ridden mutation must have hopes and dreams, yes? Of course you do. Granted, they're limited to eating a lot, but at least it's something. Whether your decaying mind can comprehend this concept or not, your food is trying to kill you as it gets away. So, how do you insure a nice, warm, squirming dinner? Well, to put it in simple terms, make sure they don't press the big red flashing things, those are bad. It helps them get away, and we can't have that now, can we?
While you're at it, get some floss. There's a bit of flesh in your teeth, and quite frankly, it's a turn-off.

To most individuals, you are a preference over the zombies. Though there are some freaks out there, and we must be thankful for them, because if a zombie is chowin' down on them, that means they're not chowin' down on you. But enough of the small talk, you've got a mission. It's your job to activate all the generators. Once that's done exterminate any infected individuals and then proceed to ~~hump their chest and call them a n00b~~ make your way to the military evacuation point. And, as if such work isn't overwhelming enough, make sure that you don't die. It'd be a real jerk thing for you to do. And people wouldn't like you anymore. They'll call you names and ~~hump your chest~~ laugh at you.

But as any experienced writer knows, good literature doesn't involve writing, it involves pictures. Well, maybe not, but it's most certainly the preferable option in this particular scenario.

We'll start it simple. This, my grotesque friends, will soon become a home to you. This 0 bedroom 0 bath hole and the ground provides you with no essentials to your well-being. However, it does provide you with a rapid access to food, and, well, we'll call it a nice little "benefit". In short, your prey will walk down one of three paths, color-coded blue, red, and yellow. Notice the colors behind the glowy lights? I can assure you that it isn't a coincidence that they are colored the same. Later on, a nice little treat will spawn for you in from of the green path. This makes you significantly stronger, which should make this competition for prey turn into a buffet for all. That's all I'll say.

Humans, on to you. Don't tell the infected, but you're my favorite anyway. This is your drop-off point. You're given three paths to choose from. Search for survivors, but most importantly press the button at the end of each path. It'll give you candy. And by candy, of course, I mean a slightly higher probability of survival. Besides, if it was really candy, you'd become obese and slow. And then you'd die. And you'd be an ugly zombie, and everyone would hate you.

This is the blue path. See those bars? There may be an infected who runs past on the other side of them. If so, fix your hair because you never get a second chance at a first impression, and you want this one to be stunning.

At the end of this path is the entrance to the embassy. There's no chance of you getting in, go just flail your limps at the wall, headbutt it, or throw a friend at it. Either way you'll need to be pressing that button.

Welcome to the yellow path. Through the left is a miscellaneous shop, but you can't get in there. Even though there's health packs in there. Sadistic, isn't it? Well don't cry for too long, the zombies might think you're a freak if you do.

And finally, the red path. Those bars look familiar to you? Well, go up to them and wave 'Hello' to your friends. I promise something won't run up behind you and ~~smell~~ kill you.

Here's the end of the red path. The door switch is malfunctioning, so you'll have to find another way in. A way that may or may not involve you jumping on a series of four pipes while you're teammates defend you. Don't choke. Seriously, the last thing your teammate needs is to come over there and give you the Heimlich because you thought it'd be hilarious to try to kill yourself.

And for the only one of you who makes it here, but had to trip your brother to do so, congratulations. The final area isn't too roomy, but what it lakes in space, it sure makes up for in rock, grass, and death. I think it's a fair trade.

It's a crying shame that this fellow died. He took a break to put on his big boy pants before attempting to traverse the pipes at the end of the red path. Catching him with his pants down, these three infected decided to... kill him. And yes, I do realize that I could have gone somewhere else entirely with that sentence. A sentence involving coterie-coitus.

And speaking of coterie-coitus... Well, frankly, this speaks for itself.

This young man thought it would be fun to impress his classmates by asking a zombie out on a date. The zombie killed him. They don't take kindly to being made fun of.

See that guy in the background? He thought that the zombie was fluffy and tried to give it a hug. It actually was fluffy. You should try hugging a zombie sometime.

Two lovers sprint across a blood-soaked field to finally, after years of depression, finally feel each others warm embrace. Oh wait a second, that's not what's happening here. Well this just got quite awkward.

Zombies are actually quite charismatic and personable individuals if you give them a chance. But if they ask "Does this deteriorating flesh make my butt look big?", never say yes. Even if it does just sound like screeching and groans. You'll end up like these two.

If you have a group of 3 or less humans, always travel together. At 4 you can send two to two generators and work together for the last. With 6 it'd be best to use groups of 3. The more bloodshed the merrier.
As badass as it may feel to take a swing at a zombie with a spiker, you should consider grabbing an AR.
If you don't communicate with your team about which generators have been activated, you'll be about as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
If you manage to encounter a zombie that's a slightly darker shade of green than the others before you get to the evac point, don't discriminate - split up. Have one of you gave him a nice little pat on the back for doing such an outstanding job.
Try to befriend the zombies. Give them some soap. Maybe that's why they're so anti-social.
Sure, you can take multiple hits, but it isn't recommended. Unless you're masochistic. Then, by all means, feel free.
Every generator has a pistol near it. Some are placed tactically, and others will hinder you. Overall, they'll help you. One shot, right between the ankles. Oh wait, that's not right. Between the eyes, that's right.
Always stick with a teammate. It's nicer to the infected, it gives them more to eat.

When you pick up the power-up, make sure to keep your back to the wall as much as possible.
Watch out for those headshots. Perhaps you can distract them with your dancing skills.
Keep in mind that your presence is about as welcomed as flatulence in a crowded elevator, so be quick and subtle with your attacks.
There's three paths, so in tryin' to kill all of the humans you'll be about as busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. Instead, you may want to set yourself to a single path to guard, or clear out.
Look both ways before crossing the street.
This ties into the last one. Flip the warthog on the street so that it blocks the path. It'll buy you some time.
The humans can camp your last teleporter. Have no fear! The box and landmine respawn. Nice, hm?
With the power-up you can pick up weapons. You spawn near a golf shop. With gravity-defying golf clubs.

YouTube - The Generators - A Halo Reach Forge Map by Plasma Blades

RANDOM FACTS:

This title doesn't look awesome. Blame the 20 picture limit.
I built this map a while ago and probably shouldn't have waited this long to post it. There was an issue with swords being overpowered. I added more ammo. Before that happened, winning as the infected was as hard as a priest on a playground. Well, that wasn't politically correct, now was it?
I took too many screenshots.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
The human heart can squirt blood 30 feet. But if you're a survivor, I'm sure you'll find that out soon.
If a zombie keeps getting bigger and bigger, he isn't the Hulk, he's just getting closer.
I hit the budget limit 95% of the way through this map.
The map is not breakable as far as I know.
Zombie spawns are placed to allow quick, frightening attacks. You'll be as scared as a man sitting on the bottom story of a two-floored outhouse.
Each path has 3 spots where the infected can attack.
Apologies if the humor in the post is a little off. It's three in the morning, and I've been waiting for an hour for the video for this map to upload to youtube. I fell asleep. Apparently it took 5 hours.
Overall, this post has taken me a day. Between pictures, editing, writing, and getting everything right. But there were many distractions.
It is cruel how misleadingly small this typing area is.
This map can be done in a quicker time than the past two from H3, but only if you're a good jumper.
Yes, this post had quite a few analogies. Some may have been slightly more 'interesting' than others, so I'm just hoping that everyone is okay with them. If not, mention the analogy in your comment and I'll take it down.
Once again, there are no zombie spawns at the generators . Fight your way there, and fight your way back. And find candy along the way.
Every generator has a magnum near it.
Comment below. It makes you cool.

UPDATES

The main area caused quite a bit of camping, so more cover was added for the infected to traverse through. The only downside however, is that things just got much more confusing for the humans.

New finale. The grass was removed because it wasn't too realistic, replaced by metal and a structure to break line of sight.

Some cover was added to the red path, making it harder to hold off zombies.

Based on the changes that benefit the zombies, the gametype was left the same.

Link to New Map: The Generators

Safe-Havens Gametype: Malum Inferni. This isn't recommended since the probability of a human living is about 1/873 and the last generator serves no purposes in the gametype, but, I provide this in case you wish to try it.